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Joke of the Day
"I mailed my letter to Santa today. It was an index card that said ""not AIDS."""
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"I saw a sign on the highway that read ""End Road Construction."" And I was like, shit, the anti-road construction people are getting vocal."
"I'm really good at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."
"She was upset when I gave her 4 quarters rather than dollar... It has the same value. It doesn't make any cents."
"Why can't redditors sew? Because the thread has been locked by a moderator"
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"UK Scientist: We've engineered a new species of cyanobacteria U.S. scientist: We've made pigs in a blanket 50% piggier"
"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."
"I'm not one to give parenting advice, but kids are a lot less likely to fight you on eating dinner if you don't give them lunch or breakfast"
"An unsung legacy of Bill Clinton's presidency is that since he left office, no sitting President has shot a load on a non-spouse."