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Joke of the Day

"Reason why white people are afraid of being a minority. They know how minorities are treated in their country"

"This spinach dip says 'best before 9/11' and i'm like wasn't everything?"

"There is really no easy way to say it, ma'am, but your son has just fallen into the Eyjafjallajokull."

"What is a King's favourite piece of Golf Equipment? His Royal Tee"

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Yes I remain sweet & quiet but on the inside I'm composing a strongly worded email"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's Fingers"

"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"

"What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night."

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way."

"What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? Chelsea Clinton"