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Joke of the Day

"Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section."

"My friend told this great lumberjack joke the other day. But no one was around to hear it..."

"What do you call presents after you've opened them? Pasts"

"I used to be a stoner in my home country... ...but then I started to respect women"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included"

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."

"Discovered that my wife can talk to me THROUGH THE SPEAKERS OF MY NEW CAR so I'm returning it."

"""Mmmm Brians"" - a dyslexic or gay zombie"

"I was buying milk in a plastic bottle and the guy behind me was buying milk in a glass bottle and the power of his judgement turned me vegan"

"Reddit right now [deleted]"