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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holes in a fire? With a fire drill."
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"""I'm a feminist,"" he said wanttogetintoyourpantsingly."
"Tony the tiger has a sleeping problem. His teeth grate!"
"If the zombie apocalypse hits and you all need a twist tie, my mom has everyone covered."
"When I was in high school, I was part of the French club. We didn't really do anything, but every once in a while, we'd surrender to the German club."
"""Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"" ""You mean the birds & the bees?"" ""DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"""
"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"
"A fellow peon told me he loved kids, you can't beat them i said you can but it's generally frowned upon."
"Some say money talks Mine just says goodbye"
"Whaddaya call a blind nun? A roamin' catholic."