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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon."
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"Coming soon to NBC: She's a lawyer who, you guessed it, doesn't play by the rules. And he's a doctor who, right again, pees sitting down."
"My stainless steel appliances double as police style fingerprinting kits."
"Nothing scares me more than when my husband answers me and I'm left wondering just how much he's actually been listening."
"Men Vs Women Women want many things from one Man Whereas, Men want one thing from many Women..!!"
"I'll pronounce vegan ""veegan"", when vegetables become ""veegetables""."
"Please help me find my lost pet sloth. It was just right here and, oh, never mind, it's still right here."
"Did you know that Rosa Parks died because... She refused to get in the back of an ambulance"