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Joke of the Day

"this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard."

"Three guys walk into a bar... And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi)"

"Inspecting mirrors.... ....is a job I can see myself doing."

"""So we kill a tree"" Ok ""And put it inside our house"" Nice ""Then we hang up some socks"" I'm with ya ""And then we drink egg milk punch"" What"

"Why are they called Tuna Fish? Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh."

"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."

"Did you hear about the guy who tied to put his package into tried to put his package into the mail box? He thought it was a fe-mail box"

"How do you stop all the protests and riots? Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down"

"[NSFW] What is the difference between two towers? A plane"

"What's it called when a pig kills itself? Soooey!-cide"