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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop all the protests and riots? Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down"
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"What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!"
"What makes men cheat on women? Women!"
"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"
"What's the difference between US Politics and WWE? one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling."
"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."
"What do you call a Skydiving criminal Condescending"
"""HI DO YOU WANT TO DRESS UP NICE SO WE CAN QUEUE OUTSIDE A CLUB & GET INSIDE & QUEUE UP TO BUY A DRINK & THEN QUEUE UP TO GO TO THE TOILET?"""
"Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"