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Joke of the Day

"On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered 'Going home!'"

"Have you ever worked in a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."

"*gets so drunk I grab a fish out of your fish tank and shakes it at you screaming ""WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!"" *"

"Hitler was bad. He is going to Heil. get it? heil?"

"I'm stuck at a boring wedding reception, tell me a joke to get through it"

"Where are the baby leeks? In it's nappy! (diaper for my american friends) (I work in a supermarket, this is how I pass the time)"

"When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head out & whisper ""wow you drive really inconsiderate"" into the wind"

"What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows."

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture only takes one nail to hang up."

"The awkward moment when you've already said ""what?"" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree"