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Joke of the Day
"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."
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"The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, Happy gets out."
"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Legs."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, its not going to come anyways"
"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"
"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a deck of cards Just sit down and I'll deal with you later"
"If a threesome is having sex with three people, and a twosome is having sex with two people... I'm handsome."
"In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug."
"What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of? Accessories"
"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."