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Joke of the Day
"Any jokes I can tell my teachers? I would love some jokes to tell to my teachers :D"
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"Every time you reach under the couch for something a giant spider must choose whether or not to give up its secure location."
"Change is hard. I mean, have you ever tried to bend a quarter?"
"I think the government caused all the snow in the South Cause I'm Snowden"
"Where does an octopus go to buy shoes? Inke"
"I think the lady at the movies is ""shushing"" me, but I can't tell because I'm eating Doritos."
"If flying by the seat of your pants was so easy, do you think I would still be dealing with morning traffic to get to work?"
"Babe.. [gets down on one knee] I'm [gets down on the other knee] so [lays down on belly] tired [zzzzzzzzzz]"
"I gauge a person's wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary."
"Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes. ""Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"""