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Joke of the Day

"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"

"Say what you want about deaf people... Am I right!?"

"Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads."

"Want to hear a knock-knock joke? Two men walk into a bar- knock, knock."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget that escaped from jail? The headline read: ""Small Medium at Large."""

"A MEXICAN AND A BLACK MAN JUMP OFF A ROOF. WHO LANDS FIRST? A: WHO CARES"

"If it looks like a duck & swims like a duck & talks like an angry duck policeman, then you about to fail a sobriety test son"

"Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless the question is ""What are you gonna do this weekend, Pauly?"""

"There are many jokes on Jimmy Fallon's TV shows... like Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders."

"Why do baked goods always have an urge for sex? Because they're in heat."