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Joke of the Day

"What is the definition of trust? Gay cannibals"

"I just got my first cold sore... My mom says: ""Welcome to the world of herpes!"""

"What's al Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course."

"Do you think all these parents who named their daughters after flowers really gave much thought to how much teenage boys like to pluck?"

"Some people say I'm a dreamer But my therapist calls them night terrors"

"My friend Billy... My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four."

"What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage? About 2-3 inches."

"I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years."

"If you had sex 365 times in one year and melted the rubbers down to make a tire, what would you call it? A fucking Goodyear! ! !"