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Joke of the Day
"Why should everyone vote for Hillary Clinton? Because Bill said she doesn't suck"
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"Just turned my welcome mat into an unwelcome mat by spray painting ""CANCER"" across it"
"A reposter reposted... And he was ashamed of himself."
"The shovel was a ground-breaking invention."
"At grandma's. Which means this morning I woke up at 8:45am and was still greeted with, ""Look who's finally up. We thought you were dead!"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !"
"Two do list: -Do -Do"
"Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !"
"What's green slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
"What kind of car does a pirate drive? Toyota YARis"