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Joke of the Day

"I tried donating sperm the other day, but they refused me. The requirements they have are really strict there at the salvation army"

"I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly ."

"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""

"Don't be a vegetarian ! It's a big missteak"

"My OCD brings all the boys to the yard, where they're sanitized and counted before I wash my hands of them."

"Turtles think frogs are homeless."

"I'd tell a 9/11 joke... But the only two I know always fall flat."

"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."

"Laser joke A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser."

"I moved to the south, people are different here. I started a conversation with a midget, but had to walk away. He was a little racist."