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Joke of the Day

"I just bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? Your keyboard!! (credits to NCS)"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz? The porcupine's pricks are on the outside."

"I told my friend he was noble.... He didn't react."

"A seal walks into a club... that is all."

"Cut the shit, people who think I'm going to share my arm rest at the movie theater."

"Want did the Alzheimer say to the shoe?"

"Say what you will about deaf people"

"What does Eric Clapton and a cup of coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"The worst five words are ""can I have a bite."""