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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"

"I was working on a new rape joke, but i couldn't get the punchline to flow right. It just came off sounding too forced."

"How do Chinese people laugh? LMAO ZEDONG!"

"How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!"

"My wife is upset we can't afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving"

"What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey? Turtles all the way down"

"If I don't get my IBS and anger issues figured out... I'm going to lose my shit."

"Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant."

"What do a woman and a refrigerator have in common? They both leak when they're fucked."

"I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!"