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Joke of the Day
"Do you know any sodium jokes? Na."
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"How does a black woman fight crime? She has an abortion."
"Whenever I put on my Ocean Pacific (op) pants I feel I must say something meaningful."
"I hope I get a watch for Christmas! Because there's no present like the time."
"Camouflage training ""Soldier!"" ""Yes, sergeant!"" ""I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"" ""Thank you, sergeant!"""
"How many ""sup dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam."
"Can Norwegians make a documentary about anything other than the Kon Tiki?"
"Thinks face-book should add a big fat FUCK YOU button!"
"What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...? ... A smile !"
"What does an IT guy use for birth control? His personality."