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Joke of the Day
"Do you know any sodium jokes? Na."
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"My Grandfather never had a good reason to go fishing. He did it just for the halibut."
"What do u call a disadvantage for being east-indian Hindi-capped"
"I've just received my 14th Christmas card from the Alzheimer's Society."
"""It's been so cold lately..."" ""It's been so cold lately, that I think I saw a few democrats with their hands in their own pockets."""
"if the gas station is 2 miles away.. ..and my dad's car can travel at 60mph, why hasn't he returned from getting cigarettes after 6 years?"
"What's black and white black and white black and white? A nun rolling down a hill."
"Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!"
"How does a potato keep up with it's friends? With Google chromosome+"
"I've always wanted to pursue a career in self-deprecating humor I'd go for it if I wasn't so fucking stupid."