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Joke of the Day

"I've always wanted to pursue a career in self-deprecating humor I'd go for it if I wasn't so fucking stupid."

"last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.... I woke up in a box."

"What has four legs and says ""hoe de doe, hoe de doe""? Two black guys trying to catch an elevator."

"Your momma so fat... Her aides close lanes on the George Washington Bridge"

"In my experience, cross-eyed employees are the best deterrent against shoplifting. You just can't be positive that they're not watching."

"A joke that never stops giving.... Your mom."

"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."

"if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall"

"A joke about a bird Eh, never mind. It would probably just go over your head."

"Little Old Lady Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!"