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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white black and white black and white? A nun rolling down a hill."
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"When talking with a woman in her 30s, it's super important to always pretend to be shocked when she tells you she's in her 30s."
"6: can i have ice cream? Me: ur room clean? 6: if I clean it can I have ice cream? M: sure 6:*looks at room* thats ok I dont need ice cream"
"You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching."
"If swallowing battery acid mixed with Dr. Pepper doesn't turn you into a wizard, then call me an ambulance."
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"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."
"Always the camel, never the toe."
"What's the difference between a video game and a baby? I don't start masturbating when I've beaten a video game"
"People who try to prepare for the end of the world are obviously misunderstanding the core concept."