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Joke of the Day

"""Google, how long will my trip to Cleveland take? ""Your trip will take 5 hours"" ""Google, I have a child. ""Your trip will take 9 hours""."

"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."

"I'm really glad I'm taking physics... ...because although my grade falling, at least I can calculate it's velocity."

"""Wow, cell phones are getting ridiculously big."" ""That's a smart car."""

"Apparently, some parents are not appreciative of a sweet super supportive air horn during a children's piano recital."

"Teens don't know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us."

"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"

"Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor"

"when I played the Sims if a sim got hungry/tired I'd just delete them and replace them with a copy who was content so maybe no kids for me"

"At a live orchestra, and lightening strikes, who gets hit first? The Conductor"