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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you have a bad dream about having sex with someone you hate? A 'fucking' nightmare."

"If my psychiatrist said ""There's really nothing more I can do for you"", that means I'm cured right??"

"""Selfie"" has come to mean any photo of a person. At this rate, it will be the only word in the English language in 2023, meaning everything."

"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"

"What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King? OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction."

"Backache Darren This is a joke I wrote before I discovered reddit. I shall link to it thusly: http://vulpes-aurum.deviantart.com/art/Backache-Darren-149248532"

"I really hope Trump gets elected... Since i've never seen a president get assassinated before."

"There once was... There once was a woman with dementia and she"

"I was going to break up a fight between two Rabbis... But they were just arguing semitics."

"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."