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Joke of the Day
"I uploaded a video about viruses on YouTube.. It went viral 8D"
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"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"
"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"
"I tried to put two apples together But then I got a pear"
"COWORKER: how old is our boss? ME: cut him in half & count the rings CW: doesn't that only work on trees? ME: *over chainsaw noises* HE'S 38"
"What concert can you get in with just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback."
"There are two kind of women in this world. Those who get mad about everything, and those who get mad about nothing."
"When comedian Jimmy Carr was told by an obese women ""I think you're fatist,"" he responded, ""No. I think you're fattest."""
"What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm? A rural pool."
"Schroedinger's theory of attraction 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be attractive"