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Joke of the Day

"I tried to put two apples together But then I got a pear"

"Why is it called Big Bang? Baby universe was born."

"My cock-eyed professor had a really bad day today. His pupils got way out of line. It made him so angry that he couldn't see straight."

"Did you see the recent movie about the rabbi? I forget which part they cut out."

"What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"

"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down"

"Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong."

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you."

"Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist? He had an apartment complex."