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Joke of the Day
"Schroedinger's theory of attraction 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be attractive"
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"According to my next door neighbor's diary I have ""boundary issues"" can you believe that?"
"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."
"I ""accidentally"" washed my cellphone once, and my wife has never let me do laundry again.... Yeah Accident"
"Do you know why I have airplane-mode turned on on my phone all the time? 'Cause I'm so fly"
"What did Trump say about the Middle East? Iran for president, then Iraq the nation."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words Stop shaking the ladder, you little bastard!"
"Will The Real Slim Shady please sit down Will The Real Slim Shady put his left arm in Now out Will The Real Slim Shady shake it all about"
"UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS."
"DUCT TAPE. Turning ""No! no! no!"" into ""Mmm, mmm, mmm."""