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Joke of the Day

"What concert can you get in with just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback."

"Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil. > Sent from my iPhone 7"

"What happens when you call a Trump supporter xenophobic? They do a quick google search and then agree with you."

"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."

"So, have you guys seen the headlines about 'Jesus might have had a wife'? I don't know why they're still speculating. After all, it's pretty clear that *someone* was nailing him."

"I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart."

"I recently got a vaccination... Now I would make a joke about shots or people who get them but I can't now that I'm autistic."

"Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is ""Friends are like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."""

"Vote for trump Orange is the new black"

"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."