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Joke of the Day
"Don't you hate it when spiders bite you and you get like zero superpowers?"
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"Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to? Pupil: Nobody I know!"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? you can't fuck a rock"
"if you've ever wondered what it'd be like to be married ... Find a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you, and buy her a house."
"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."
"It's always Sunny in Florida Until the filthy Shia move into the neighborhood."
"My wife was having an affair... I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning."
"I don't know what NBC showed last night.. But it must have been awesome, everyone is sporting their colors now."
"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor I'm sorry...."
"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."