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Joke of the Day

"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."

"Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me."

"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."

"What do you find between Godzilla's toes? Slow runners."

"Somebody asked me if I was the Michelin man. It must be my *at-tire*."

"A blonde goes into a bank... ...to withdraw some money. The clerk asks her: ""Could you please indentify yourself?"" The blonde pulls out a mirror from her bag, looks into it and says: ""Yes, it is me."""

"What ""YSK"" means? Everyone keeps telling me that I should know..."

"It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over"

"What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon"

"What is a name for a female lawyer? Sue"