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Joke of the Day
"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."
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"Little monster: Mom why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking more eating please."
"Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him."
"Why is Beyonce always singing about going ""To the left""? Because women have no rights."
"A lady went to the hospital after her husband beat her black and blue... After examining her under the bright lights, the doctor sent the white and gold lady home."
"What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin"
"How much jizz does a gay dude have? A buttload"
"If my Sky Internet gets any slower by the time this video has downloaded the girl in it will be legal."
"What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek? Whose the asshole in the middle."
"My wife told me to get her something she can use for her birthday this year. So I got her a face-lift and a tummy tuck."