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Joke of the Day
"[god making cheetahs] Let's just squish a giraffe and give it whiskers"
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"So Lisa said she wanted to be friends with benefits Where's my dental plan, you slut? (source, college humor)"
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"Jessica Biel's dad's first name is Batmo."
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"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."
"New Reality Show: America's Next Top Proctologist. You only advance to the next round if you get two thumbs up."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man?... How do you eat with that?"