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Joke of the Day

"With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane.. I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanksgiving.."

"I used to go to communism classes. I never really got good Marx."

"Judge threw out a lawsuit against Starbucks said the Plaintiff had no grounds."

"How many men does it take to close the toilet seat? No one knows yet!"

"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."

"I accidentally ate a piece of rope... I shit you knot"

"Swallow it dammit, it's good for you Your Pride"

"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."

"Donald J Trump... The sad thing is, if he wins the jokes on us."

"Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans? Because they keep stealing all the green cards."