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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever? He knows a lot about black holes"
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"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? ""I don't know."" ""So you're the one!"""
"Best yo momma joke? Your momma so ugly when she plays Mortal Kombat Scorpion says ""stay over there"""
"Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July... Democrats believe every day is April 15."
"Guy: Why does everyone call you ""Gross Gary""? Gary: [filling a canteen with hotdog water] Nobody calls me that."
"will you marry me? no, marry Christmas!"
"If Netflix asks if you're still watching, tell the truth. I didn't & missed the first time my Netflix rode a bicycle on its own"
"Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England."
"Why aren't their any Jewish chefs? Because they aint falling for that one again"