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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that ET is a Donald Trump supporter? Because he looks like one."
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"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"I'm woman enough to admit when you're wrong"
"*aggressively skips to my Lou*"
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."
"soda commercials take place in a parallel universe where everyone on earth is straight edge"
"Did you know you can actually WIN Instagram by taking a picture of your feet next to your dinner at sunset?"
"My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves."
"A poem about bugs: If it can fly, it should die."
"The 1st rule of idiom club is loose lips sink ships. The 2nd rule is don't let the cat out of the bag. Last but not least, the 3rd rule."