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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock...... Who's there? One Two. One Two Who? THAT'S ONE TO MANY QUESTIONS OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."

"How do you cure a basic bitch? Give her some acid."

"Yo momma so ugly .. Her portraits hang themselves"

"Spoiler Alert: There will be a minimum of 4 ""Gangnam Styles"" at every party this Halloween."

"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."

"What do you call a group of Beavers? A hens nights"

"If I could make the ultimate scary animal, I'd make it hybrid with the head of a bear, bear claws, and the body of a bear."

"I gave a lawyer some Viagra. All it did was make him taller for a little while."

"I hate it when I get my days mixed up and I accidentally take my stupid wife out instead of my girlfriend."