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Joke of the Day

"I threw a boomerang yesterday and it didn't come back. How long do you reckon before it's safe to turn around?"

"Why did the horse get a divorce? It didn't have a stable relationship."

"funny Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"Here's what I'd like for my birthday: Everyone in the world, chewing with their mouths closed for the remainder of my life."

"What do jedhi's and rape have in common? ... They both use the force"

"If your bathroom mirror doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you're not flossing right."

"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"

"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"

"Ladies, don't wear skinny jeans, if you have no skinny genes."

"Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks. He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out."