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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross Adolf Hitler with a tree? A cunttree"

"What is the difference between Hitler and Seabiscuit? Seabiscuit could finish a race."

"I need to buy a new inflatable love doll. The one I have now is almost full."

"Which is the most silky planet? Satin!"

"(At a funeral) Im so sorry for your loss. I know how it feels to lose something you love. Last year Taylor Swift took her music off Spotify."

"What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore arms"

"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."

"mean while, while you were ""Gaming "", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms"

"A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise.."

"Where does the vampire deposit his savings? In the blood bank. And why did he like to deposit his savings there? Because everyone there helped increase his savings."