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Joke of the Day

"(At a funeral) Im so sorry for your loss. I know how it feels to lose something you love. Last year Taylor Swift took her music off Spotify."

"WOMEN Woo men."

"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"

"Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets? He's six feet under now."

"It's not called ""Laura the Explorer"" because if a little white girl gets lost in the woods, CNN shows up with the FBI."

"Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed."

"I heard some new music today and I can't be sure if I liked it or not. It was called Schrodinger Scat."

"Where are new Starcraft players born? In the noobula"

"There are two hats on a hanger... The broken one says to the other: ""You go on a head..."""

"What kind of glass do they put up in restaurant windows to make people want to eat more? Hunger panes."