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Joke of the Day

"A Little girl asked her father: Do all fairy tales begin with Once upon a time? Father: No, some begin with - If elected I promise.."

"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis"

"Mohammad is a great name for a businessman It's all about the prophet."

"Magic A magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway."

"Why can you see through Bruce Jenner? Because he is a trans-parent."

"Justin has his Beliebers. 1D have their Directioners. If I ever had fans/stalkers I'd call them Tomaskateers."

"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."

"What do you call a guy who does not fart in public? A private tutor."

"I'm excited for the zombie apocalypse so I can trap famous dead celebrities and make the best Broadway show ever assembled."

"What's red, bloody and hangs of the back of a train? Miscarriage."