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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Hitler and Seabiscuit? Seabiscuit could finish a race."

"I don't understand chinese philosophy. It Confucius me."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with three guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man!"

"They say it's rude to ask a women's age... So what's your weight?"

"I seen twins hugging I told them to get a womb"

"Whats the difference between a bug and your mothers vagina? Bear Grylls would eat that bug."

"What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !"

"Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of ""going to the gym in 2013."""

"'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'"