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Joke of the Day
"My true love and I are like parallel lines. We will never meet and I will die alone."
Next Joke
"At this point I feel like MTV is just trying to scare old people."
"""It's possible to touch birds!"" I say suddenly. My coworkers stare at me. I wander outside to touch some birds."
"How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches."
"So I caught my dog chewing on a tree yesterday. He said the bark was really rough."
"Naming your daughter after a luxury car or precious gemstone is a wager with the universe that your parenting can make her not be a stripper"
"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."
"How many Psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. But the light bulb has to want to change."
"Best anti joke ever Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? A:........."
"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""