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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about dark humor? People don't take it lightly."
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"Once you've seen one shopping center... ...you've seen a mall."
"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"
"here lately i've been feeling a void in my life... it's probably nothing."
"Stop making fun of fat people with lisps!!! ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
"What kind of birds go to church every Sunday? Birds of Pray"
"[sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator"
"That rose tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 19. Now it looks like red cabbage"
"What would people call an old John Cena? John Senile"
"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."