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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !"

"A blind man walks into a bar..."

"""You haven't been listening to a word I've said, have you?"" It always felt like a strange way for my girlfriend to start a conversation..."

"Did you hear about the Jewish boy... ...that asked his father for $5? His dad replied with, ""FOUR DOLLARS?! What the hell do you need $3 for?!"""

"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club today But it flopped and nobody came."

"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years..... But then we met."

"I tried to catch some fog. I mist."

"Bath time Wanna hear a clean joke? Billy took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown..."

"Age 20: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yeah, meet you there now."" Age 30: ""You free for lunch?"" ""Yes, let's schedule it in for 3 weeks from now."""

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but apparently his girlfriend was dead against it."