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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I killed your family. You're next."
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"What did one angel say to the other? ""Halo."""
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction"
"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the shit out of it!"
"Look, woman, I'll do laundry when I'm out of clean clothes. *puts on skirt* I didn't say whose clothes."
"What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead."
"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"
"What's an asian's favorite drug? HERROine ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry, ^^^^^^that ^^^^^^was ^^^^^^aweful."
"Marriage is like a hand of cards... You start off with two hearts and a diamond and end up wishing for clubs and a spade."
"What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!"