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Joke of the Day

"What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry"

"Who's coca colas favourite rapper? 2-pop"

"People ask me what's my favorite vegetable. Apparently Stephen Hawking is a bad answer."

"What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor? A Cairo-practor."

"What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak? I'd like to buy an owl"

"A termite walked into a bar and asked, ""Is the bartender here?"""

"I always cry after sex. God, I fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!"

"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."

"Did you hear? Broadway is making a theatrical production on puns! It's going to be a *huge* play on words!"

"I just read a list of ""100 things to do before you die."" I'm surprised ""yell for help"" didn't make the list."