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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dragon go to jail for farting? Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out."

"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."

"English teacher asks me, ""What's an example of pleonasm? ""Troublesome Woman"""

"I have batlike reflexes. -You mean catlike reflexes? *screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*"

"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"They say a blowjob makes your day... ...but anal makes your whole week."

"To a struggling artist: ""Don't give up... ...the day job."""

"*Skynet becomes self aware* *Starts a blog*"

"Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers? Because they always riposte."

"What's the hardest part about being a gay, black police officer? The discrimination."