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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak? I'd like to buy an owl"
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"2 men walk into a bar. The first 1 says ""I'll have some H20"" the second one says ""I'll have some H202"" The second one died."
"Why don't north Koreans listen to funk? Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much."
"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."
"My wife's safe word: ""Not tonight"""
"The president of EA walks into a bar For $2 you can download the punchline"
"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."
"Once I meet a hot chick I automatically give her money. So if she says I'm stalking her I can tell the cops she's a hooker."
"How do you have sex with a male corpse You cant. His penis wont get hard."
"Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing Q: Who made King Arthur's table round? A: Sir Cumference"