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Joke of the Day

"What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak? I'd like to buy an owl"

"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"

"Did you hear the last Chris Brown's song featuring Rihanna? It's a hit"

"Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)"

"Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."

"My mate went to a fancy dress party as a silent bee. ""Very subtle,"" I thought."

"My friend thinks he is smart ! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house"

"Studies show that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy."

"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"