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Joke of the Day

"Who's coca colas favourite rapper? 2-pop"

"I'm going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they'll let me take."

"Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye."

"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."

"Doctor Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!"

"Therapist: please tell me a little about what brought you both here today. Wife: We don't talk. Plus he is so literal. Me: My truck."

"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."

"I haven't told many people... But last night I was sexually assaulted. Though eventually, I managed to beat him off."

"Women have always been selfish, even when they were created. They had to have 2 x-chromosomes not 1."

"You'll sleep when you're dead?...that's adorable. Well, I'll lose weight when I'm dead, so pass the doughnuts."