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Joke of the Day
"Who's coca colas favourite rapper? 2-pop"
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"Barry decided that because he had talked himself out of suicide every other day, today he would do it. Poor fucker always did take opposite day a bit too seriously."
"What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool? What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties."
"The worst thing about censorship is ??????????????"
"this toddler on the bus said ""the wheels on the bus go round & round"" & this guy yelled back ""no shit Sherlock"" & I can't stop clapping?"
"Q: What do you call a beaten politician? A: Donald Trumped"
"Someone just used my driveway to turn around and now I'm standing outside with two open beers and *lonely face*"
"I've heard of sleepwalking on Ambien but the cabbie dropped me off and seems I flew to New Mexico, got peyote, ate a burrito, and flew back."
"New study says glasses help with math. Apparently they are good for davision"
"As a kid, I was less concerned about Goldilock's safety than I was about Mama and Papa bear not sleeping in the same bed anymore."