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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor? A Cairo-practor."
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"I was undressing a guy with my eyes, but my eyelid got caught on a zipper"
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"If you work for Samsung.. does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?"
"Who is the funniest tennis player? Djokovic"
"'He looks just like you' is my favorite way to tell someone that their baby is ugly."
"Just overheard the phrase, ""pregnant with a baby,"" and secretly wondered what the other options were."
"My GF is such a bad cook. The flies got together to fix the Screen Door."
"bill cosby's full name is ""bill sinby over tanby"""
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb. Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis. I mean mother. Shit, I mean ladder."