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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor? A Cairo-practor."
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"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"
"Auto correct is like when a 3yo kid wants to help wash the car.its a nice gesture but really its just slowing shit down! :)"
"A pinata at my funeral so people will be happy.. but filled with bees so they're not too happy."
"Local news : box full of kittens mistaken for a bomb. I have to go to this town. I may be mistaken for Megan Fox."
"Two cannibals are eating Amy Schumer The first one says to the other one, ""Does this taste funny to you?"" The other one says, ""No."""
"Did you hear the one about the guy who was about to tell a joke and then thought better of it? He killed it."
"u mad bro? or just disappointed bro?"
"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"
"I'm taking a stand. If the stand owners come looking for it, you guys saw nothing."