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Joke of the Day
"Satan has a facebook account, apparently."
Next Joke
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"I've done it, finally. I invented a pill that makes your farts smell exactly the way your food tasted. Get me the President"
"do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth ""starting now?"" yes ""the judge looks like squints from the sandlot"""
"Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business."
"Whats the difference between a Jewish and a Black person? About $100,000"
"What would Donald Trump do if he doesn't win the election? He'll start his own brand of ""Government"""
"Why are Americans so bad at chess? They already lost two towers."
"How can there be self-help 'groups'?"
"There was a recall on my hearing aid but I never heard about it."