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Joke of the Day

"Satan has a facebook account, apparently."

"To follow up on the Java/C# joke... Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays."

"Pizza is like racism. America didn't invent it, but it's hard to find a country that does it better."

"In general, the wronger it is, the louder it's shouted."

"I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY but I'll take it."

"Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. ""who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" Wow.. And you said you would never forget."

"Dad do you like baked apples? Yes son why? The orchard's on fire."

"I bet kangaroos get tired of holding all of their friend's keys and cell phones while they're at the beach."

"What is the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you."

"Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!"