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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Silent."
Next Joke
"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."
"My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair. I got a cyst and deceased letter."
"Just stirred my coffee with a fork if any of you guys are looking for a new bad boy to join your crew."
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because she can't find the eleven."
"Q. What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer..."
"Me: You're the only one who truly gets me. Chipotle guy: What? Me: I said chicken. Chicken burrito."
"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."
"[guy jokingly refers to america as 'murica, everyone starts applauding; I basically hork up a damn lung from laughing my shit off so hard]"
"Back in my day bathrooms were used for taking a sh*t, not as a photo-booth!"