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Joke of the Day
"What does a self-conscious vampire say? ""I'm going to suck.."""
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"As a mom, I know nothing good happens after you hear one of your kids yell ""JOHN CENA!!"""
"""Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"" -Every attorney apparently"
"How do u call a Boomerang that doesnt come back ? a Stick"
"If the universe was a person, s/ he would have a pretty flashy personality. Because s/ he starts everything with a big bang"
"The noblest of dogs is the hot-dog... ...it feeds the hand that bites it."
"Why do pirates like TIG welding so much? Because they have a good supply of ARRgon."
"Why did Sean Connery say he quit his mall Santa job? I got tired of all the kids asking to shit on my lap."
"It's not a matter of WHEN the world will end... ...it's WHICH Applebee's you find out at."
"Me: Shut the door, I need privacy 4y/o: But we're family! Me: Families don't watch each other go poop 4:You watch me poop! Me:...take a seat"